. Didn't see it yet? Well, at least you know about the smokescreen now.It's probably wise to voice your opinions early on, first during the pre-game shows for the red carpet gauntlet and later during the opening monologue when Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin try to make a good first impression for a global audience of some 35 million. Then you safely can lapse into silence during the awards portion. Or suggest a distracting drinking game – every time somebody thanks God or tells their kids to go to bed, down a shot.
Remember, comment on the outfit, face of the losers when the winner is announced, and nature of the acceptance speech. If anyone other than Sandra Bullock, Mo'Nique, Jeff Bridges or Christoph Waltz win acting prizes, yell "upset!" If Bridges or Waltz are trumped, it's time to yell "he was robbed!"
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